“To a philosopher all news, as it is called, is gossip, and they who edit and read it are old women over their tea.” 

Chirp chirp. 

Chirp chirp. 

Do you hear that? 

Is that a bird? Or is that a human animal chirping? 

What’s the difference?  

The difference is that some birds actually sing songs. Most make noises. 

The same is true with humans.  

Are you making noise? 

Or making music?