Monologue Name: V-Sauce Michael
Writer: Ken Thompson
Character Name: V-Sauce Michael
Gender Neutral, Tweens, Teens, and Young Adults

V-Sauce rationalizes why the Earth is flat.

Michael V-Sauce here, the intellectual. Here to discuss how the Earth is flat…Facts. I say. Have proven the flatness of the Earth. Look at this picture right here…A donut, yes. But this picture, the Earth, flat. Hmm. Yes. You see. Facts. Some are convinced the Earth is a flat donut, and that may be the case. The sun cooks the Earth, “Donut” and in turn it is flat. Worms eat the Earth so we see that it is edible. An edible donut. Yummm. You see. Sauce. Michael. V. The intellectual. Out.